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This man wifes.
Uhhh, you might be marriage counsel or something.
Yeah, OP, you should definitely offer marriage counseling services. As a twice-divorced guy, I’d certainly sign up.
Depending on how bad it is, I’d definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It’s not really about the money, it’s a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it’s not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.
I hope it helped!
Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it’s just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company
Exactly this! My ploy did work exactly the way it meant to…it opened communication.
The fort idea is great. I’m going to use it.
Bonus points if there’s pie
Yeah dude, are you working on the underlying reasons behind all this,
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y i k e s my man.
We will be wanting updates on how that went.
It cracked the ice 😆. Slow progress.
Wife here (not OP’s), the low effort effort is high effort in its own way and I approve Please tell us the infraction though!
Thanks 😆
Please tell us the infraction though!
It’s not possible to realistically portray the history and nature of our relationship in a brief internet message, to give any idea of how to interpret the context of the issue between us. I’d have to write a long message to you in a DM if you’re the sort of person who would have any advice or insight… But suffice to say that it doesn’t really matter what the issue is, more about whether we’re open to solving it together, and so far this has worked in moving communication forward.
Sorry internet, I don’t have hot gossip for you to decide AITA (because neither one of us are assholes). I just wanted to share what I thought was mildly absurd and amusing for entertainment.
Sorry internet, I don’t have hot gossip for you
YTA you need to learn to communicate, how is the internet supposed to get off to this. That’ll be £10
/s hope you guys work things out <3
Give us the elevator summary at least
Sure, OP, leave out the most important parts.
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Thanks XD.
The poem is written with ChatGPT assistance (she knows this).
Yikes
At this point she’s just mad at you for reacting like you are.
You could just apologize?
I hope this is a joke
What’s on page 2 OP? I see that PTO
Welcome to the single life, my friend
