Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
italian plumber crushing turts
Doom? (You cannot prove doomguy wasnt an italian plumber)
Perchance
You can’t just say “Perchance”
Mario? Not even a bad description
You’re looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.
Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We’ll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.
Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.
Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of “creatures”. He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.
A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.
speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
