As you can see it’s shiny new and still has its packaging on it. It’s was so smooth and quiet!

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    8 months ago

    OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:

    “Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!”

    Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.