Imagine all the ripped buttholes.
Now you’ve made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I’m referring to.
I know you know which one I’m referring to.
Hulk smash!!
😡
👧🏻
😈
😫
💥💥🍆💥💥
Ahhh. I didn’t get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞
Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?
Yeah but “You won’t like me when I’m horny” does not sound okay to say.
HULK SMAAAAASH!!!
With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.
Try it in an Austin Powers voice.
That’s my secret, Cap…
Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER’S FUNERAL?!?
Bruce:
begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”
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There’d be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!
That is one horny shower thought.
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.”
That’s my secret, I’m always horny
Hide the zucchini!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin’ uuurvrybody out here!
Good like having Disney depicting that.
I keep forgetting that Disney owns…everything.
“Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?”
“Ehm… Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet”
His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.
Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.
Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he’d be surrounded by people who support rapists.
