comfortablyglum to News@lemmy.world • 9 months agoSay goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down12
arrow-up1261arrow-down1external-linkSay goodbye to the COVID-19 vaccination card. The CDC has stopped printing themapnews.comcomfortablyglum to News@lemmy.world • 9 months agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-square@runjun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink85•9 months agoHey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?
minus-squareUnaware7013linkfedilink53•9 months agoI’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink29•9 months agoWait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie? Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
minus-squareWashedOverlinkfedilink5•9 months ago2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…
minus-square@reversebananimals@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink26•9 months ago“iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!” magical thinking morons
minus-square@Mudface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•9 months agoWasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?
Hey NWO conspiracy big brains. I thought this was supposed to be a permanent visa?
I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…
Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?
Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.
Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss
2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…
“iTS BeCaUsE wE sToPpEd ThEm!”
Wasn’t it considered a conspiracy that they would even exist at all?