The once-critical white COVID-19 vaccination cards are being phased out. Vaccines are not being distributed by the federal government anymore, so the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped printing new cards.
  • Unaware7013
    53•9 months ago

    I’m still waiting for the vaccine to kill me. They promised I only had 2 years, but here I am…

    • Billiam
      29•9 months ago

      Wait, the 5G alert that went out earlier today didn’t activate the nanite shed and turn you into a zombie?

      Huh, you must have gotten one of those placebo shots.

      • Dark ArcAEnglish
        13•9 months ago

        Bbbrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssssss

    • WashedOver
      5•9 months ago

      2 years? Damn mine promised to kill me in short 6 months. Still waiting though, so you might have got the better deal…