People often shit themselves when they die… Do vampires when they get turned from alive to undead?? This is important lore to consider
Since vampires no longer digest food it would seem that evacuating their bowels would be a practical event during their conversion. I agree this lore should be reflected upon more.
It’s actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.
Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.
Why would you write something like this?
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That’s in my head now, and it’s all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.
Please dude can you don’t?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.
I’d like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity
So what you’re saying is, vampires eat ass?
My friend if you live long enough you’ll eat ass too!
Important vampire lore
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So basically like cats?
Why would it be “practical” to do it during the conversion?
They could just go to the toilet like normal people (before or after).
I mean, I don’t plan to eat anymore until tomorrow, therefore it’s practical that I shit myself now?
According to Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, yes. The body finishes dying and evacuates everything shortly after being turned.
I was gonna say, we already have the answer.
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This guy knows vampire shitting
Damn you e done your research 😯
Upvoted for insane effort, but please tell me you touched grass in the last 12 months…
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written with female protagonists for a cis-hetero adult woman audience in mind
You sure?
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I misread this as ‘Do you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned on?’
Well we already know that definitely happens.
Perhaps this book is for you.
I often wonder if vampires have to piss a lot given they’re basically on an all-liquid diet
oh. I thought you meant like by a cleric.
Roll a Save vs Pants shitting.
With disadvantage. 😱
I agree, this may be the most important lore to get a canonical answer for.
Quick, someone go to Anne Rice’s crypt and hang around until sundown, and get an answer… either way.
Nope. The brown of shit is dead blood cells filtered out by the liver. Those are a potent source of Death energy, and so are drawn up into the new vampire’s body as part of the conversion process. What’s left in the new vampire’s colon is a nearly odorless, dusty gray substance — emptied of both Life and Death energy — that is typically farted out during the vampire’s first few feedings.
Half to a quarter of feces is composed of bacteria, most of the rest is water.
Most credible answer of the lot.
Don’t give the Adams brothers any ideas
What if the last thing they had was loaded with Garlic? Would they become airborne?
So what you all are saying is that the next event after becoming immortal with incredible powers, is to go take a really messy shower?
It’s likely why they’re so angry when they first turn. I would be angry, too, if I just shat myself for no apparent reason.
They do now!
