https://abc7.com/sloth-ecuador-quevedo-oso-perezoso/1174332/
Apparently, it’s doing really well now.
And also they’re called “lazy bears” in Ecuador.
We literally called them lazies.
In french we call them “paresseux” which means “lazy”
Haha that’s cool, I wonder if there are any languages where the sloth isn’t named after their slow nature?
Aww. He looks suspiciously calm. Like as soon as the officer puts him somewhere safe he’s going to walk back into the danger.
Here’s an article with more details, including pictures with more pixels: https://abc7ny.com/sloth-ecuador-quevedo-oso-perezoso/1172446/
Alright, we’ll give you really cool claws, but the trade-off is that you’ll move with the speed of darkness.
Speed of darkness
Isn’t that basically exactly the same as the speed of light? 🤨
Hehe, probably. It’s just something I like to say, with the implication being that if the speed of light is fast, then the speed of darkness must be slow. It stands to reason, right?
“Sir do you know how fast you were going?”
Do you know why I stopped you?
Ngl looks like he pissed himself
i probably would in that situation, if I were a sloth
“This is my guardrail. There are other guardrails, but mine is best.”
That’s a muppet.
Oh my gosh what a cutie! Glad to see he’s doing well now too!
Scientists are now studying the healing properties of 394.
💥💥💥💥💥💥394 is indeed the universal solution. GLORY to 394 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥