My ex looked a lot like her mom. Which was awesome when I was younger, because my ex didn’t smoke, and it was pretty awesome to think she would be hot forever.
Well turns out that is true, but being hot is a terrible thing to base the quality of a relationship on.
almost did this myself. dad sat me down and said, “Son, she’s not right for you. go find yourself a nice cripple girl. she’ll never walk all over you.”
This wheelchair’s made for ridin’
And that’s just what it’ll do
One of these days the wheelchair’s
gonna ride all over youAs a part time wheelchair user, thanks for this idea for a song
Man, your dad gave better advice than everyone I knew.
Everyone was like "no, peoplebeproblems, if you marry her, you marry all the crazy, what does your gut say?"and I was all like “I have IBS! It’s unreliable!”
😂🤣 I hear Hell is nice this time of year.
My dad gave me the advice that your wife will likely look like her mother. My ex now, at 30 years looked exactly like her mom and I’m glad for reason 1001 to be divorced from her. No1 was: she’s a nasty, self centered twat who did nothing for us unless it benefited herself.
But its true she was hot forever?
Maybe not forever, but she still is.
Crematorium: yes
Pics or it didn’t happen
Ew
Sorry to hear that man, hope things get better for you.
We should edit the picture, so it looks like she is zipping up her moms dress.
Obama_medal.csv
Yeah, that was a real missed opportunity by whoever took the original photo!
Or unzipping…
[bonk] Off to horny jail!
Have you lost your mind??
happy cake day… though back to horny jail you go
I thought it was the same person.
My mom and I are practically clones and I hate it. People compare me to her constantly and I wish I could be acknowledged as being my own person.
I used to recommend people shave their heads to show how different they are, but I’m told that this isn’t healthy behavior.
So maybe shave your mom’s head?
I shaved my head and now as a 6ft bearded bald man i no longer look like my mother Thanks for the advice man
You’ve got a 6ft beard???
It’s not healthy, it makes your head cold all the time. Having hair is healthier.
That’s the only correct answer
For what it’s worth, I hereby acknowledge you are your own person.
Lol ty.
They havent seen your mom
I wish I could be acknowledged as being my own person.
Just like your mom does!
Does your mama whine and bitch about shit that doesn’t really matter as well?
Sure does. At least she isn’t a dick to people online for no reason like you. I sure hope your mama isn’t like that either.
genetics are so crazy to me because this is normal but like it’s ALSO possible for only recessed genes coming out and the child looks nothing like the parent which is also cool AF
bit sad I didn’t get my dad’s ‘grey hair at 14’ genetics. I woulda made sooo many “respect your elders!!” jokes 🥲
This is some Back to the Future shit. Are you an x-man, because this is uncanny.
I’m kinda mad she didn’t attempt the same facial expression for maxness
I would have gone for same dress same expression same everything with her standing next to me
Well it has to be them from the same age so her standing next to her wouldn’t make sense cause it’d be old and young
It would be interesting to see a picture of daddy too. I wonder what traits she got from him.
I expected to find different content, thanks to my sleepy brain. Glad it was this
Oh no, this is another one of those “are these dresses really the same” things.
Seriously though, that’s cute.
The sperm must’ve been like “hey egg, you take all the physical traits and I’ll take the mental.”
Or she’s a clone.
I look pretry much just like my dad when he was around 20. Looking at younger us not similar at all. But around 18 to 20 we look pretty much identical except the hair.
Pictures of me as a kid I look a lot like my Mum, you would have clocked us as siblings if given pictures of us at the same age without context.
Then testosterone kicked in.
I was worried we started our own oldschoolcool, the “wank to my ancestors” community, for a second, but they do look nearly identical. Lot of dominant genes in her mom.
My main memory of oldschoolcool was that one time the F1 community posted a picture of Romain Grosjean from the late '00s and convinced the subreddit that it was Jean-Pierre Jabouille; a different F1 driver from the '70s. That was fun.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/5iz6c1/f1_driver_70s/
I love this, as a 50 year old I immediately recognize the Renault logo as post 80’s (1992 from a quick search), and ING bank was formed in 1991, before that is was Postbank.
Wow! It’s incredible how identical you two look.
Thanks! It took a lot of effort to get the hair just right.
@orenj@lemmy.sdf.org you are saying you’re OOP?
yes! It’s not true but I’m saying it
Lmao, I am doubting a female SDF exists
Excuse you.
I really like this!
Cuute