• Gigan@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.

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      11 months ago

      I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.

    • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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      11 months ago

      I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!