A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone…
Except it tastes like shit because it’s a hot pocket
You don’t eat a Hot Pocket for the taste.
And definitely not for nutrition.
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Well, I can’t really argue with that…
“Hot Pockets are the American empanada.”
— Wendy Watson“We should sell Hot Pockets”
– Wendy’s
A warm Hot Pocket is a prison fifi you can eat after.
Thanks Mr Fart
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The Low-Cal Calzone Zone! 😀
A calzone is just a folded pizza.
Yep, that’s why don’t have to call it “pizza flavoured”.
Its best if you use home made spaghetti sauce (the kind that takes 2 hours to make and is very meaty)
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Yes, and so are burritos, corndogs, whole pies, dumplings, pop-tarts, and uncrustables. And presumably non-pizza-flavored Hot Pockets.
This is a case for the cube rule!
Based on the cube rule every hot pocket is a calzone
No, its definitely not. A Calzone isn’t what ever hot pockets are made of.
I thought a hot pocket was the American version of a meat pie. No?
No, I think we call that a a pot pie. It has a meat, gravy and a bunch of vegetables
We call that a Pot Pie
Calzones aren’t supposed to have sauce inside though
You’re probably thinking of a stromboli.
You’re thinking of a pizza roll
Probably.
Honestly it’s so weird. I’ve been all over and have seen a lot of calzones with sauce inside, and I’ve seen most strombolis without sauce but with ricotta. But it’s still a gamble unless their menu specifically says how they make it.
I prefer the sauce on the side, so I usually get a stromboli, ask for a container of sauce, and roll the dice unless it’s a place I know.
Like all exported recipes, it’s regional. It’s like how American pizza is quite different from Italy. But true pizza isn’t the #1 food in the world, now is it? I mean American pizza probably isn’t either when other cuisines win by shear population by who’s counting
I’ll say it, American pizza is the #1 food in the world. As chosen by me, an American
Never been there but I could bet pizza in new york is pretty serious
Your thinking of a dish that is toppings on top of cheese red sauce and bread.
I’m not done eating the last batch of pizza rolls that Mr Plinkette mailed me.
Please start a battle with Wikipedia editors over the tomato sauce calzone in this article.
… Did you read your own link or no? It says “some places put sauce on top right before serving” which is what’s pictured
I’m referring to the picture, which has sauce. Which I thought was funny.
Fair, it is a very saucy calzone that definitely looks like some sauce is inside, though it may just be diced tomato under a sauce glop
We’re going to have to call in the calzone forensics team to do some splatter analysis on that interior sauce.
Wait, really? My world is shaken
Lol it’s regional and always fun to stir shit up and make people argue their locally-adjusted version of an imported recipe is correct. Most places do not put sauce inside though and many don’t even serve the sauce
Wait what
A calzone doesn’t have tomatoe sauce in it. Also this is a terrible insult to calzones everywhere.
Wikipedia wants to fight you over that statement
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Good point. This calzone checks out.
I’ve never has a Calzone without red sauce and cheese.
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Maybe you haven’t had a Calzone in the US…
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Says who?!
You take your meaty red sauce you made from scratch and you put it in a pizza crust with some toppings.
