Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise

A Linux boot USB

Anxiety

Please don’t mug me.

Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750
Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200
Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150
Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15
Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15
Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10
Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10
Cash | - | Common | $33-$83
Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5
Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5
Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0

An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.

A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.

My +3 poop knife

a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside

Cargo Shorts of Holding.

A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.

A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.

No loot, just 3 exp

Debt

A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.

Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they’d often wish they’d never existed.

If by “defeated” you mean “killed outright”, there’d also be a small slip of paper saying “Thank you.”

• Cigarettes (12)

• BIC lighter (62% filled)

• Wallet (empty)

• Keys (unknown)

• T-shirt (dirty)

• Jeans (condition low)

• Shoes (uncomfortable)

• Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)

• Three 9mm rounds