These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.
I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.
Real 🙃
Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
😭😭
Julbo cycling glasses. They’re also the best tint changing lens out there, but pricey, very pricey. They’ll look sport-dorky, which is it’s own weird vibe. I have these (got them on big sale) for cycling, hiking, and mountaineering. They have a non “cover” version that’s more normal looking, too.
You do end up looking like Adam Jensen though.
Well, Adam Jensen with a fancy new beak aug.
I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco’s transition driveway lenses.
i would clock those as conservative dad
no offense to you or your style lilbokchoy
No offense taken. I picked them because they fit the most comfortably for me.
My wife says I look like I’m on vacation this time of year because of how I dress in addition to the sunglasses.
Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I’m pretty certain they don’t say anything.
No.
Oh hell yeah!
Just don’t wear them with a red hat.
No
Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being “gay”.
Or just don’t worry about it.
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
Honestly I don’t care, I wear what I think looks good on me.
In my case though it’s my regular glasses + transitions because I can’t see shit without them.
Costco (maybe others too) have these new transition sunglasses and they work through your polarized windshield.
Basically they start out with a light tint but get darker depending on the amount of direct sunlight. I really love them because I don’t have to switch going in and out of stores or whatever and I can wear them when it’s partly cloudy without feeling like it’s night out when under cloud cover.
That’s what I have, got my new glasses last month. Even got a dark-greenish tint when darken.
