• Wahots@pawb.social
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    1 month ago

    One of my friends blew his nose into some money once. I wouldn’t snort drugs off money. Seems like a great way to get a weird nasal infection.

    • Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 month ago

      My friends and I often staple cash to ourselves. I have no idea how infections aren’t more common. Every now and then a piece will actually get stuck under the skin.

      I’ve been trying to move more towards tarot cards since they’re cleaner

  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com
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    1 month ago

    Well, well done, western leaders for trying to stop us using currency and move to traceable electronic funds. They’re only looking after us. Bless.

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    1 month ago

    As long as most cocaine doesn’t contain trace amounts of dirty money, it’s fine.
    (It does so it’s not fine.)

  • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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    20 days ago

    My dad told me this. He also said that if i’m ever found to be positive to a cocaine swab, i can pull that as a defense.

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    1 month ago

    Did you just step through a time machine from the 90’s or were you born yesterday?

    Living under a rock?

    How did you JUST learn this? That’s more fascinating to me than the post.

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        1 month ago

        I’m aware of the 10,000. STILL, this is referenced in things all of the time. I want to know what rock they’ve been under.

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          1 month ago

          At what age did you learn this fact?

          I bet you weren’t born with this knowledge.

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          1 month ago

          “I’m aware people don’t know things I think everyone should know, but how does this person not know something everyone should know?”

    • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 month ago

      To be fair, it’s called “Today I Learned”. Just happens that I learned this when I was yesterday’s years old. That’s and I not a U.

      Also, based on the other responses, it seems I’m not the only one who might not have known this before now.

      I’ll keep the rock, beats the glass house you live in.

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        1 month ago

        It’s amazing how offended everybody is by my surprise. It’s almost as if I attacked you personally. World full of thin skinned people.