-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures
You can, it’s called therapy.
Which, like every mental health treatment, only works for a subset of people.
Most of my friends who have tried therapy just leave after a session or two and claim their problems have gone away, dodge further sessions and never actually gave it a real try. Then a week later they will go through the same issues again. It sucks to see them this way… I’ve tried to help them to go to therapy consistently but very few actually do.
You can’t solve 20 years worth of emotional issues in a few sessions… it takes years of therapy to actually get better. Not to mention societal stigma against going to therapy makes it even harder.
Years of therapy cost a LOT of money though, not everyone can afford that.
As the pizza hoe mentioned, it’s very country dependent. Where I live, therapists are, like other medical specialists, paid from taxes, so free at the point of use (not all of them, they need some licenses etc.). Or you can pay for them out of pocket if you want.
You live in a utopia
Or just an EUtopia.
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I agree but this is very location dependent. I live in India and an hour of therapy session costs around 15$(average bill if two people eat at a normal restaurant to put things into perspective).
If you can’t afford that, don’t worry as many not for profit organisations exist which will help you with free therapy. But this comes at the cost of therapists who themselves are paid like shit. But none of this applies to my friends because their job is ready to pay(your boss can’t find out you go to therapy btw) in case they want therapy but they still are hesitant. It’s more to do with how people will perceive you if they hear you’re going to therapy.
Woah, that’s awesome. I live in Italy and my therapist asked for €80/hour. I eventually had to choose between daily expenses, university fees and therapy, and the latter was, unfortunately, the one I decided to cut.
Patch Notes v2.0:
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Fixed a bug where you would freak out for no reason. Anxiety levels now reduced by 50% - enjoy a smoother, calmer and more stable experience!
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Upgraded memory capacity by 50%. Say goodbye to forgetting where you put your keys or that one relative who changed your diaper once. You’re welcome!
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Removed those pesky ‘Remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone?’ pop ups. Time to move on, folks! No more cringe-filled flashbacks from now on.
Stay tuned for more updates on the Human OS and also a huge thanks to our contributors.
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That’s a paiD DLC. =(
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Forced firmware upgrades are what’s been happening to Mitch McConnell lately.
Based on the age of that model, I would expect the issue is more likely a failing vacuum tube.
MF so full of bugs he might as well be an ant colony
IDK maybe the power went off mid-update.
They don’t seem to upgrade anything.
In the world of firmware in this context, it could be as simple as “attempt to reconnect one neuron.”
Bug fix: your tongue and cheeks no longer get bit by your own teeth while eating
Oof, I feel you there! I bite my tongue in my sleep…
Ouch. Also very inconvenient.
You could always use monkey-patching
Drugs, I’m talking about drugs. 🫠
What drugs? Asking for a friend.
Spotted the software engineer
That’s called drugs.
-bug fix: enable vitamin c generation ability -bug fix: enable tooth enamel regeneration
get your vaccines 🤣
-Empathy attribute improved by 50% -bug fix: some players’ Empathy attribute was below baseline; these players have had their Empathy attribute reset to baseline.
Absolutely, one of the best ones yet. Thank you.
You’re welcome. I’m saving that one in case I ever stumble upon a genie or something. Honestly, If there was such a thing as God, there’s no way he could be worse at his job than I would be.
patch out the bug that causes eyelashes to have a chance to fall into the eye
- bug fix: you can now go to a room without forgetting the reason you went there
- bug fix: you can now produce your own vitamin C again
Oh yeah! finally fixed that anxie- Segmentation fault (core dumped)
The entire field of medicine : Am I a joke to you?
What do you think vaccines and gene therapy are? :P
I think they should call them bugfixes.
What’s their marketing doing?
Genius. I love it for so many reasons, not least of all is the knowledge that “bug” also pertains to sickness, and “fix” can mean a dose of drugs. Calling a vaccine a “bug fix” is perfectly on the nose. 🤣
Cursed Monkey Paw:
Wish Granted. You get regular firmware updates, just like HP printers do.